Idols Time Warp™ is a regular Nasal Oranges™ feature. A parody of a pop culture, Idols Time Warp allows you to eavesdrop on a global talent contest that spans the boundaries of time!
Our Judges:
Simeon Cruel™: Bouncing through time, Simeon has served as the slave master on a Roman Galley, a thumb twister/nail ripper during the Spanish Inquisition, and the inventor of 1980s German techno-pop. Paulina Sinbad™: Once married to an aging rockstar who died of an overdose of Boston Creme Pie, Paulina now hawks her own line of beauty products on late-night infomercials between ITW episodes. Dandy Jacknife™: Dandy is down with it, dawg, you know what I’m talkin’ about? Dandy is a session musician who has played with every major entertainer in the known universe. One of his dearest memories is playing backup on clavinet for W.A. Mozart.
This is Royo. As you explore the 'net, seeing Royo is a clue that the site you're visiting is a rabbit hole into our digital universe.
